I don't often mention Heyta, let alone introduce anyone to her, however, as previously discussed, THERE'S NO ONE HERE. so, i do what I want.
Have you ever seen those old Donald Duck cartoon where he has an angel donald on one shoulder and a devil donald on the other?
Heyta is the devil.
I like to think of myself as a reasonable, generous, kind - if slightly *different* person.
Heyta is in short, a nasty, mean, cruel,crazy, manipulitve slut.
No, I don't hear voices, no i don't think she's real.
Everyone has a side of their personality that they "contain" their dark side so to speak, mine just happens to have a name.
See, as a small child , I was prone to having MASSIVE temper tamtrums. Heyta was my "invisible friend" - she got the blame when things were broken, missing or nasty missives were written to family members.
Now, everytime I have an uncharacteristicly mean thought, or the urge to do something "improper" or experiance an unrealistic amount of attraction to any man that isn't my husband. I blame Heyta.
Luckily, I also have a fair amount of self control - not obviously so to other people, but if they only knew right?